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When a woman feels like little more than a household drudge, attention from someone else becomes extremely seductive. “If there’s a failure to communicate – which is so reinforcing to women in terms of intimacy, emotional satisfaction and relationship satisfaction – then women look outside the relationship for that kind of connection,” says family and marriage therapist Terri Orbuch, host of Detroit’s Love Doctor TV and radio programs. “This is the most important reason women cheat. When you’re unhappy or dissatisfied in your relationship, you’re more likely to be tempted to look elsewhere.”

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On a business seminar in Las Vegas I had decided to try WolfGang Pucks
at the MGM Grand.While waiting to be seated I heard a voice ask ” Are
You here for the seminar? ” Looking over I made eye contact with
asmiling face that belonged to a 50 something lady well dressed to the
point that You could tell she was sofisticated and well bred and a
chest that even I who is not Bi could not help but notice. To say the
least Her cleavage was abundant to say the least, especially to
someone with nothing. “Yes , I am ” I replied “You?” yes my husband
and I are here for the seminar. After a bit of small talk We were
approached by a Man well groomed and with a body that he spent at
least 2 hours a day maintaining. I guessed He was in his mid 50’s
about 5′9″, just a tad taller than I. This is My husband the woman
stated. “Hello” Hello was his response as he kissed My hand. Are You
alone I was asked. “Yes, my husband could not come” Well why don’t you
eat with us? Well, Ok that would be great. After the meal and some
getting acquainted chat, We decided to have some drinks. Why don’t We
go up to our room and order some drinks room service, it’s on the top
floor of the MGM and the view its to die for” As the elevator climbs
to the suites on the upper floors of the MGM I look over wear Your
panties and bra and catch the couple looking at me in a look that
caught me off guard and startled me a bit. They smiled, I smile back.
The suite is large enough to hold at least 50 people. There is a
large window with a great view of the Vegas strip, a huge bed covered
with pillows and even a Hot tub. After a few more drinks of Rum and
coke ( I don’t normally drink so it takes nothing to get me a bit
light headed) The Wife, whose name is Ann yells with enthusiams and
a burst of excitement ” Hey let’s get in the hot tub. The husband
agrees, But I don’t have a bathing suit. That’s OK, you don’t need
one. I say nervously, I don’t know if I can do that. Yes You can
don’t be shy. Well than just your panties and bra. But I don’t have
much up top so my bra’s have a bit of padding and would get ruined.
She comes back with a scarf than this will work. Both strip down to
their skin as I turn my head embarrassed, shocked and a bit excited.
You coming in? hesitating a bit i slip out of My dress down to my
panties and bra. Now tie the scarf round your Tits she jokes. Hearing
her use the word tits caught me off guard a bit. Noticing my
hesitation she comes out of the water, Here turn around. As I turn she
undoes my bra letting it fall to the floor, taking the scarf she
reaches around Me , her wrist rubbing across my nipple makes my body
flinch. She ties it behind my back and says “There you go” I am trying
not to stare at her boobs but they are so large making it almost
impossible. She notices and winks with a smile.

The water feels so good after a long day in Vegas. I tilt my head back
and close my eyes. ” another drink? I hear opening My eyes just to
witness the husband, Jim lean over the edge of the tub stretching to
reach the rum. I catch sight of his tight Butt and notice he has a
erection of about 7″. I look away my face turning red, his wife
witnessed this and laughed. `What do we have here? are you excited
baby? ” as she reaches over wrapping her hand around His hard shaft. I
want to look away but can’t. She strokes Him a few times than looks at
me and asks “would you like to try” Oh No I answer, feeling My face
blush. She smiles, shrugs and turns her attention back to his hard
cock. Leaning forward she takes him into her mouth, her head moving up
and down slowly. He moans . Looking over at me He notices my stare. I
look up and see that he is watching me. He smiles, than closes his
eyes. Pushing him closer to me she gets in front of him , the water to
her neck, coming slowly out of the water Her breasts dripping wet come
out from the warm water and slide up his thighs till his cock is
between the massive mounds. Squeezing them around his cock he starts
to thrust his hips. ” that’s it baby, does that feel good?”

You tell me what happens next ? MORE

When Your Sex life has become as exciting as watching Flavor Flav try to be sophisticated and suave.

When Her Sex drive followed Ronald Regan out of office.

When a six pack and nipple pinch has become your best fore play.

When Your Sex life does not include a partner much less Her anymore.

When You spend $16.47 a pill of Viagra just to jerk off on the Internet.

My point ? Do something different tonight, both agree Sex has become stale and do something about it….. Or start looking for a couple of Lawyers who will use Your money better than You do.

When She’d rather do laundry and You’d rather jerk off than have Sex.

This is a fantasy a Woman sent in, unless she has a nimrod husband why the hell is it just a fantasy? live it up baby, spark up that old relatoionship and live before your really to old….

Fantasy of a mature horny, bored Wife

Is Cyber Sex cheating or just assisted masturbation ? Is there a difference between finding another needy ,lonely soul looking for love and paying some hot ass babe to get naked and play with herself on a cam ? I say it’s the difference between having an affair and visiting a whore.

Online fantasy if done right can be quite fulfilling. First off let agree that there are two ways to go here. Free or paid. Free is good if You get lucky enough to find a site that delivers. Keep in mind that so many “Chat rooms” like days of old are like AOL chat rooms where the first thing most of the 14 year olds that go to proclaim such erotic comments as  ” I’m so horny” and ASL ? ( age, sex, location)OK, Your in a free Sex chat room and 90% of the “females” are males, some crusty 35 year old gimp still living with mom and dad, sitting in their basement in the fruit of the looms enticing You into nasty Sex chat.

Pay sites are, well You get what You pay for and free is usually just that.  Out of the pay sites You have the Adult personals and the Adult model cams and video chat. Try both. play around and see what You like. The pay babes are like the whores, to them it is a living but You find a good one and it saves a lot of time and bullshit. they are there to fill Your needs ( the good ones, there are so many who are about as much fun as jerking off with your left hand)

OK, now You found a sexy little cutie with her own cam site. She catches You attention, You find the urge to pay the fee and take her to her private chat with cam room. This is where so many loose it, they come in like a limp dick who has not had pussy since it had him. Play it cool, you wouldn’t act like a jack ass at a bar if your looking ton get laid. Well, OK many do and` that is why they are in a AOL chat room asking ASL.  Once You find a sweetie that catches your attention chat, tell Her Your needs and see if she is willing to  supply them. Once You both come to an agreement much like a escort in the real world, you become a regular and once she realized that You are on the way to some great jerking  off and some nasty angle You have never seen a coochie from.

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Remember when Sex was hot and nasty?  When You first met, before the kids ? You were that nasty, horny Babe He met all those years ago. Than came the kids, who by nature are selfish and take up most of your time. You still are that hot babe, You just need to find  that Sex kitten and open up again.  Life is to short. The kids can make it on their own every now and than. Reclaim your passion for sex!  overcoming the feeling of having a boring sex life, how to abandon your mother persona and rescue your sexual self, and how to stop on-demand mothering so you can nourish your libido.  Awaken your erotic instinct!  DETAILS

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There are many Wives today neglected by their Husbands who themselves are cheating. Along comes the Internet and Sex seems to be plentiful, at least in a non physical way. CyberSex, online Chat, Video’s and more. All there for the click of a mouse. OK, some go to the extreme but many enjoy the relatively safe, fantasy world of online Sex.  Wives who would otherwise put there safety and marriages on the line can find a degree of sexual satisfaction with online cyber encounters and still have dinner on the table when hubby gets home. As long as they can keep fantasy and reality separate it might even make their personal sex life more rewarding for both her and her hubby. What the Hell, it’s that or a gradual decline till only the parasite lawyers come out ahead.

Take Sandy  ( a tiny tit mature woman who says ” it is shaven smooth”)below, she does not have the nerve to bare it all buts these picture are a start. She says ” I just want to start slow and eventually explore my sexual side I have always suppressed. The Internet allows Me that” At 47 she is still stunning and with her “suppressed sexual appetite” could make a evening online quite fun …… [details]

Look at these small breasts, there are not many Men who would throw her out of bed for them. Yet so many woman would risk surgery just to have them stuffed. Do they do it because that is what is projected in media ? Do they do it to attract Us guy?  Ideas?

If it’s for Us, shouldn’t we than become better Men ?

“Half of all women – including some girls as young as 17 – would consider plastic surgery, a survey has revealed.

And nearly a third of women who are a size 12 believe they are overweight or fat, according to the poll of nearly 25,000 people.

Of those who are a size 14 – which is still a size below the UK average size 16 – two thirds think they need to lose weight.

The survey results come after it was revealed yesterday that a controversial plastic surgery group is offering interest-free loans to patients.

The offer by the Transform Medical Group means women can have a face lift or breast enlargement and not pay interest for 12 months.

The latest research, carried out for BBC Radio 1 Newsbeat, quizzed people of all ages, but 85 per cent of respondents were aged between 18 and 35.

Half the women taking part said there was ‘lots they would change’ about themselves while more than one in 10 said they ‘hated’ their body.

This was in contrast to 49 per cent of men who said they were ‘okay’ with how they looked. One in 10 men claimed they were ‘very happy’ with their appearance – and less than a quarter said they would opt for cosmetic surgery.

Almost half of the female participants admitted they had skipped a meal in attempt to lose weight, while eight per cent had at some stage made themselves sick after eating.”

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It’s easy to make mistakes at the very beginning of the divorce process, especially if you’re dealing with someone who is highly manipulative, abusive or just plain irrational. Even if you are divorcing a reasonable person, it’s tough to think clearly and make the right initial decisions. Most people are so angry, upset or anxious at the end of their marriage that they’re not thinking logically about what they should do to protect themselves or their children from an unfair settlement.

In the past, the prevailing emotions during a divorce were usually sadness and regret. Today, anger is the dominant emotion: People are angry at their spouses, their spouses’ parents, at their spouses’ new partners, etc. All this anger translates into words and deeds that make the divorce process more costly, stressful, frustrating, lengthy, and an all out war. It doesn’t have to be that way, even if you are divorcing the most irrational of humans. Below are the 10 most common mistakes men make in divorce. If you can learn to place your emotions in check and avoid these mistakes, you can alleviate some of the pain that comes with any divorce.

Using your children as pawns

Threatening to limit or deny visitation is a powerful threat, and it can terrify a parent who loves his child(ren). Often, parents who are the primary caregivers, but who lack the financial resources, feel that they must use this threat to gain sufficient financial support.

As painful as these threats are, do not respond in kind. Don’t issue threats of your own. Instead, recognize that in most cases, the truth will come out. If you’ve been a good, responsible parent, your spouse likely cannot deny you a chance to see your kids on a regular basis. More to the point, the court won’t allow it in most instances.

Responding to an impending divorce with anger

The early stages of the divorce process can be a highly emotional time when people say things they do not mean or act in unusual or uncharacteristic ways. Divorces “blow up” legally when one person responds to anger with even greater anger, creating an escalating war of attrition that otherwise would have been a brief skirmish.

Therefore, allow a bit of time to pass before you do anything. Your spouse may settle down after blowing off some steam, and you can continue to move forward in a reasonable manner.

Arguing about who gets what

In most divorces where couples have been married for a number of years, disputes about property arise, and sometimes these arguments are perfectly understandable. These arguments, however, can become completely irrational and vengeance-based. I had a client say, “I would rather incur 10 times in legal fees what the painting costs than allow her to have it!”

Becoming passive

The last thing you want to do when your spouse announces she wants a divorce is to become completely acquiescent. Many people are manipulative, and if they think they can manipulate you into getting what they want out of the divorce, such as money, property or custody, they will do so.

Using a difficult attorney

Lawyers can turn good divorces into bad ones and bad divorces into nightmares. It’s not just divorcing spouses that are difficult. Certain lawyers are intent on churning fees, and they can cleverly manipulate situations to their financial advantage. The result is couples who will fight over the big and little things and invariably wind up in court and broke. [source]
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She starts talking dirty

No sign you’ll get lucky can be more clear than this one. If she starts engaging in a sexual conversation with you — she tells you what she likes, she asks you what you like, she tells you about past experiences, etc. — you can be sure that she’s flirting with you in the hopes of taking your relationship to the next level.

She shares private details

A woman won’t open up to just anyone; she needs to feel comfortable and safe with the person she divulges personal information to. So, if you find yourself engaging in a conversation in which she’s sharing personal or emotional information, read it as an act of being open to receiving physical consolation from you.

She leans in

When talking to someone they’re not interested in, both men and women ensure to maintain their personal space so the other person doesn’t get the wrong idea. So, if your woman of interest leans in while talking to you, you can interpret it as a clear sign that she is comfortable sharing her personal space with you, and probably wouldn’t mind sharing her private space with you too.

She lets you touch her

If she’s touching you, take that as an invite to return the favor. By allowing you to touch her affectionately or not shying away from any accidental touches to her hand or leg, she’s showing you that she’s comfortable with you and attracted to you. These are two probable signs you’ll get lucky by the end of the night.

She’s making eye contact

Maintaining prolonged eye contact (i.e., longer than five seconds) with you during your conversation shows that she likes what she sees and isn’t afraid to explore it further.

She buys you a drink

If she offers to buy you a drink, it is a clear indication that she is confident and goes after what she wants. It is also an invitation to join her, and potentially keep her company for the remainder of the evening.

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Looking for something different.

I’m easy to be with and there’s no way you’ll never enjoy my company. Posing naked is one of my naughty secrets, if you want to know more just hit me up and I’ll gladly show you more. I’ll be waiting for you baby.

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Break one of your own taboos

This resolution regards any rules or taboos you and/or your lover have imposed on yourselves regarding sex. Be it sex in public, sex at the in-laws/parents, anal sex, oral sex or any other thing that is a ”rule” which is just “there,” make 2009 the year to break it.

Communicate better and more regularly with your partner

This resolution seems basic, but, in fact, it could be the most important ingredient to a good sex life. When is the last time you discussed sex with your partner?

Spend more time on foreplay

This point is given out countless times, but insufficient foreplay is still women’s greatest complaint when it comes to sex. It is a fact that women who get at least 20 minutes of foreplay are 80% more likely to have an orgasm. Let’s look at that fact another way: 80% of women who get less than 20 minutes of foreplay do not have an orgasm — don’t let your lover be one of them.

Play sex games

Games are a fun way to change the way you make love (at least for one night). Just get a bottle of wine, bring out the games and get into it; they are fun, sexy and different. Games also encourage good communication and the disclosure of sexy secrets. [source]

Cheating or an affair

That’s the difference. No one is perfect, We all have our moments of weakness when We are vulnerable to be drawn where We should not tread. Cheating can be the result of one of our moments of weakness. Having an affair is when We knowingly and with intent step outside the acceptable behaviour of a relationship. We lie and plan well in advance. We let our feelings for a third party effect our feelings with our current lover. We put the feelings of our new lover ahead of our old. We have lost respect for the relationship We had. We do what out of common courtesy We should not do without settling the score and ending in a respectful means our current relationship before We move on. We let our current love still pay the price emotionally and financially while Our feelings have moved elsewhere. Basically We do not respect our current love or their feelings enough to get out. The following is geared towards Cheating. The common mistake We are ALL capable of falling into.

So you can live without paranoia

Telling the lie is the easy part. Living with the lie is the real challenge. If you’ve decided not to tell her you’ve cheated, you’ll constantly be looking over your shoulder, covering your tracks and wondering when and how the truth might come out. Another of our top 10 reason to tell her you’ve cheated is so you can live without paranoia.

To regain the respect of your peers

Someone in your social circle (maybe even more than one person) knows that you’ve cheated, and even though they might not tell your wife or girlfriend, they will talk. Your friends will gossip and other women will hear about your indiscretions. People will learn what you’ve done, and they will judge you for it. It’s only human nature. Now, if you cheat and then come clean, your friends and peers will think you’re human.

Because it’s the right thing to do

How many reasons to tell her you’ve cheated do you really need? In the end, there may only be one real reason to tell her you’ve cheated: It’s the right thing to do. Owning up to your decisions is part of being a man. Whether you think you’ve made a mistake or you think it’s your right as a man to play the field, the important thing is that you’re open and honest about your actions. Real men have nothing to hide and they accept the consequences of their decisions. Only cowards lie.

So she hears it from you

In some ways, the last of our top 10 reasons to tell her you’ve cheated encapsulates all of the previous points. Whatever future you want for your relationship, it’s going to be easier to attain if she hears about your infidelity from you. “so she hears it from you” trumps all arguments to the contrary. If she hears it from somebody else, you can count on unpleasant consequences and, most importantly, the ethics of situation (and your manhood) demand that you come clean and take responsibility for your actions.

Because you want to make it work

If you have any hope at all of moving on after an instance of infidelity, you have to tell her you’ve cheated. That’s why your desire to make it work makes our list of the top 10 reasons to tell her you’ve cheated. Face it: Good relationships are built on foundations of trust. So, if you think you and your significant other might have a future together, that future has to start with the truth.

Because it was a mistake

What’s one of the most important reasons to tell her you’ve cheated? Because it was a mistake. If you confess immediately and tell her you’ve cheated, the “I made a mistake” argument is still on the table. You can plausibly tell her that you were drunk, tricked, temporarily insane or whatever. You can tell her your infidelity was the result of a momentary lapse in judgment and that it will never, ever happen again. It was a mistake.

However, if you cheat and decide to keep it a secret for a month or two, it smacks of deliberation. When she eventually finds out, and she will find out, you can no longer claim cheating was a mistake. By that point you’ve willfully mislead her.

Because the guilt will drive you mad

If you choose not to tell her you’ve cheated, your relationship can quickly become a living hell. Every time your devoted wife or girlfriend tells you how much she trusts you, every time she surprises you with dinner or concert tickets, every time she does anything sweet or considerate, your guilty conscience will kick in to remind you of what a letch you are. The longer you go without telling her, the guiltier you’ll feel.

Because you can’t count on your partner in crime

So, you were intimate with another woman, but how well do you really know her? Did she know you were in a relationship? If so, you know that her ethical judgment is only as good as yours. What if she didn’t know you were taken? Once she finds out, is she going to be the type to send a life-altering e-mail to your significant other? Can you be certain your partner in crime doesn’t want more than just a one-night stand? Is she going to show up at your apartment unannounced or start calling you at inconvenient times? Think about it. Your partner in crime is a wild card, an x-factor; that’s why she counts as one of the top 10 reasons to tell her you’ve cheated. [source]

OK, not the true story just something to think about…….

Many men who masturbate frequently also have a hard time reaching orgasm when it comes time to make love to their partners. It might be because they’re all spermed out, but more often than not, it’s brought about by their own hand. What most men don’t realize is that because they’ve become so accustomed to the pressure of their own hand, when their penis enters a soft environment like the vagina, it somehow isn’t as forceful. If you’ve been masturbating roughly and squeezing the head of your penis, then of course a vagina will never measure up to the ability of a hand. If you insist on masturbating, train your penis by stroking it gently rather than with aggression.

Analogy: if you’ve been stranded in a desert for six days without a drop of liquid and you finally run into someone with spring water, won’t that be the absolute greatest drink of water you’ve ever had? Now imagine you haven’t masturbated or engaged in intercourse for six days, and suddenly your girlfriend bends over and begs you to give it to her doggy style, don’t you think that you’ll experience one of the most mind-boggling orgasms of your life? The point here is that if you’re having one orgasm or more every day, then the outcome of sex with a partner simply won’t have a great effect because you’re all juiced out. Masturbation is great, yes, but so is making love to your woman. Enjoy it. [source]

Woman-less sex. OK it’s true that Sex with someone you can trust is the best. But when that someone is YOU …………………..

f you begin looking forward to getting home only to beat it like it owes ya money all night long, then maybe whaking off is not so good for you. After all, the fact that you’re looking forward to basically sleeping with yourself is stopping you from meeting other people, namely women.

That’s right; and even if you do go out with the boys on Friday night (I’m referring to your friends, not your testicles), you won’t feel inclined to approach all the beautiful women. Why?

Well 1) your testosterone levels are lower so you’re more serene and not very inclined to approach women and 2) you know that you’ll be home alone in about three hours so you can stroke and choke your penis at will.

So put the damn thing away and get a life every now and than. I mean hell 10 times a day is plenty even for me……….. Tell yourself your a STUD and there are women out there waiting for some of You.

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Vera Goodbody was a nurse at a convalescent home. She worked the second shift. She got stuck with some of the wildest senior citizens she had ever seen. While one night she was giving this frisky old man, his name was Stan, a sponge bath. He reached up and grab them DD’s that where staring him in the face, He looks up a nurse Vera and said “WOW never saw anything that big before, what do you do whit them? How did you grow them so big? Did you use Marical grow?” With a little chuckle Vera told stand that the Doctor she knows grew them for her. Humoring him with her ditsy wit, Nurse Goodbody rang out the sponge to wash Stan’s wrinkly stout, for it was practically poking her eye out as she kneeled over to bath him. She couldn’t resist that mammoth of a pecker any longer, for she remembered she hadn’t put on any panties this morning.

She then went with her instincts as this had been the problem with Vera during bathing old men. Vera startled over stan and started riding him like a bucking bronco, her hands where wildly, waving in the air as if she was in a damn rodeo.. Screaming at the top of her lungs “Giddee Yupp Cowboy.” Stan laying stiff as a board, unable to move because of his everlasting arthritis, but grinning in enthusiastic pleasure. Stan replies to Vera’s excitement. “Keep riding baby, this bull is bucking, don’t stop yet, this old man needs a good fucking.” Vera with the peek of her arousal, Vera begins to moan and says ” daddy I’m almost at the gate”. “right behind you honey” Stan replies. Just as the rodeo rounded up Stan could do nothing but lay there in awe. While Vera unstrattled her legs from Stan’s lap she buttoned up and continued bathing Stan’s pecker.

Just then the head nurse came around the corner and saw that another senior citizen Mildred peeking into the room while all this was going on. Nurse Crotchet grab’s her by the shoulder and ask her what she was doing spying in Stan’s room during bath time. As she stuttered and couldn’t get a word out of her mouth, even if she did you wouldn’t be able to understand her with out her teeth. Nurse Crotchet sends her back to her room. Later that night while the nurses thought all where asleep Mildred snuck into Stan’s room for a little fun of her own. She was a little thing and always carrying a napkin where ever she went. She sets the napkin on the night stand and then flings Stan’s covers off to expose his wrinkled pole. As Stan awakes from his not so sound sleep, See Mildred with his blurred eyes as she starts to go down on his pecker. Sucking away on him like she hadn’t had a hard candy in years. Stan moans loudly and with the convalescent home being so quiet his voice travels out the door and down the hall to the nurse’s ears. Mildred and Stan hear the nurses running down the hall, as Mildred quickly lifts her head and not realizing she had bitten Stan’s pecker and her teeth stuck to him. She grabs the napkin from the stand and covers his pecker with it so that when the nurses come into the room they wouldn’t see her teeth on Stan’s pole.

They rush through the door Spot Mildred and nurse Vera scoots her back to her room. Turns around and with the two nurses standing their in amazement, Stan lying there erect with a napkin over his penis, When nurse Crotchet notices red stains appear. She pulls the napkin off. Astonished she ran for the phone called the paramedics. When they arrived and walked into the room they began to laugh hysterically. The male paramedic could not resist a few wise cracks. He began joking by asking “Who’s teeth are these, I hope they flossed!” “Haven’t they ever heard of Polly Grip!” Stan just sitting there in fear of amputation, was not amused. The paramedic pulled out a tool that resembled a pair of Robo Grips, pulled the teeh off. They cleaned him off and wrapped him in gauze, and gave him a pain pill and assured him he would be fine. They left the room turning off the lights for a peaceful night sleep.

One of the most poignant examples of the healing power of sexual fantasy is shared by a woman identified as Georgine in Private Thoughts. Recovering from a car accident that left her paralyzed from the waist down, Georgine used fantasy to get back in touch with her sexual thoughts and feelings. She gave her imagination free reign while lying in tanning beds. Under the lights, I’d feel warm all over. I’d kind of drift into these explicit fantasies. At first, they involved sensations that helped me relax. I remembered how it used to feel to lie in the warm sun and feel cool blades of grass against my bare skin. Gradually, I began to respond sexually. I would lubricate. Then, I started creating the same feelings by imagining myself with a partner.” When she would have a particularly vivid fantasy, Georgine said, “I literally felt the heat from my imaginary lover’s body.” Since she has embraced her fantasy life, she has been reminded of how much she enjoys sensual, sexual energy, and how much pleasure awaits within her own erotic imagination. People who are confused about whether their sexual fantasies are good or bad for them will find answers in Private Thoughts. Maltz provides a list of nine questions a person can ask themselves to help evaluate whether, and to what extent, a particular fantasy may be causing problems:

* Does the fantasy lead to risky or dangerous behavior?
* Does the fantasy feel out of control or compulsive?
* Is the content of the fantasy disturbing or repulsive?
* Does the fantasy hinder recovery or personal growth?
* Does the fantasy lower my self-esteem or block self-acceptance?
* Does the fantasy distance me from my real-life partner?
* Does the fantasy harm my intimate partner or anyone else?
* Does the fantasy cause sexual problems?
* Does the fantasy really belong to someone else?

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